From 7c7e7408ec85a92fc15325f4f8079059c5acff40 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Zi Woythaler <15053792+zwoythaler@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 29 Jun 2022 13:15:46 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Remove Pronouns for better Relatable Content (TM) When me read website, often think of self as grug, imagine many others when read will do same thing. Me ask grug to replace the few instances of `he`, `him`, and `his` with `grug` so all readers can put self in position/shoes of grug. --- index.md | 10 +++++----- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) diff --git a/index.md b/index.md index 86729eb..19d5fd1 100644 --- a/index.md +++ b/index.md @@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ grug brain developer not so smart, but grug brain developer program many long ye although mostly still confused grug brain developer try collect learns into small, easily digestible and funny page, not only for you, the young grug, but also for him -because as grug brain developer get older he forget important things, like what had for breakfast or if put pants on +because as grug brain developer get older grug forget important things, like what had for breakfast or if put pants on big brained developers are many, and some not expected to like this, make sour face @@ -59,7 +59,7 @@ next day impossible: complexity demon spirit has entered code and very dangerous grug no able see complexity demon, but grug sense presence in code base -demon complexity spirit mocking him make change here break unrelated thing there what!?! mock mock mock ha ha so funny +demon complexity spirit mocking grug make change here break unrelated thing there what!?! mock mock mock ha ha so funny grug love programming and not becoming shiney rock speculator like grug senior advise club not work on demon spirit complexity and bad idea actually hit developer who let spirit in with club: sometimes grug @@ -282,7 +282,7 @@ seem very confusing to grug grug love tool. tool and control passion what separate grug from dinosaurs! tool allow grug brain to create code that not possible otherwise by doing thinking for grug, always good relief! grug always spend time in new place learning -tools around him to maximize productivity: learn tools for two weeks make development often twice faster and often +tools around grug to maximize productivity: learn tools for two weeks make development often twice faster and often have dig around ask other developers help, no docs code completion in IDE allow grug not have remembered all API, very important! @@ -515,7 +515,7 @@ what? "Define a Collector<? super T, A, R> to collect your stream into a list" -grug now swear on ancestor grave he club every single person in room, but count two instead and remain calm +grug now swear on ancestor grave to club every single person in room, but count two instead and remain calm put common thing like `filter()` on list and make return list, listen well big brain java api developer! @@ -640,4 +640,4 @@ grug like these: # [Conclusion](#lol-lmao) -_you_ say: complexity *very*, *very* bad \ No newline at end of file +_you_ say: complexity *very*, *very* bad