diff --git a/_locales/en/messages.json b/_locales/en/messages.json
index 0e037327e6..c53dd76a38 100644
--- a/_locales/en/messages.json
+++ b/_locales/en/messages.json
@@ -6807,13 +6807,13 @@
     "messageformat": "Small tweaks, bug fixes, and performance enhancements. Thanks for using Signal!",
     "description": "Release notes for releases that only include bug fixes"
   },
-  "icu:WhatsNew__v6.33--0": {
-    "messageformat": "Now you can edit a message with a right click after it has been sent! Fix a tpyo, include the missing ingredient in grandma's chocolate chip cookie recipe, or add the punchline to a joke if you hit the send button too quickly. The choice is yours. Messages will always show when they have been edited, and you can click on the \"Edited\" indicator to see the full edit history for any edited messages. Update the past in the present to prevent future confusion today!"
-  },
   "icu:WhatsNew__v6.34--0": {
     "messageformat": "Typing indicators in group chats will now display multiple profile pictures if more than one person is typing. James Cameron convinced us that we didn't need to stop after one avatar."
   },
   "icu:WhatsNew__v6.34--1": {
     "messageformat": "Now you can right-click on any sent message or press the up arrow on your keyboard to edit what you just said! Fix a tpyo, include the missing ingredient in grandma's chocolate chip cookie recipe, or add the punchline to a joke if you hit the send button too quickly. The choice is yours. Messages will always show when they have been edited, and you can click on the \"Edited\" indicator to see the full edit history for any edited messages. Update the past in the present to prevent future confusion today!"
+  },
+  "icu:WhatsNew__v6.35--0": {
+    "messageformat": "We told ourselves that we would never do this, that we wouldn't be like the other apps with their lazy release notes, but this update really does include \"bug fixes and UX improvements.\""
   }
 }
diff --git a/ts/components/WhatsNewModal.tsx b/ts/components/WhatsNewModal.tsx
index 581be117fe..8d9d5e6fd0 100644
--- a/ts/components/WhatsNewModal.tsx
+++ b/ts/components/WhatsNewModal.tsx
@@ -29,10 +29,7 @@ export function WhatsNewModal({
   const releaseNotes: ReleaseNotesType = {
     date: new Date(window.getBuildCreation?.() || Date.now()),
     version: window.getVersion?.(),
-    features: [
-      <Intl i18n={i18n} id="icu:WhatsNew__v6.34--0" />,
-      <Intl i18n={i18n} id="icu:WhatsNew__v6.34--1" />,
-    ],
+    features: [<Intl i18n={i18n} id="icu:WhatsNew__v6.35--0" />],
   };
 
   if (releaseNotes.features.length === 1) {