file1.nodejs

> function one() {
... var one = one()
... }
undefined
> one()
Uncaught TypeError: one is not a function
    at one (repl:2:11)
> function one() {
... var one = one()
... console.log("hello world, why are you watching me?")
... }
undefined
> one()
Uncaught TypeError: one is not a function
    at one (repl:2:11)
> function common() {
... console.log("the name of this function is NOT common, it is come+on in one")
... console.log("It is! Trust me. I mean I'm a computer; which means I tell the truth unless I'm programed not to.")
... console.log("WHOA STOP RIGHT THERE! You can't just take me apart!")
... console.log("NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!! WHAT'VE YOU DONE!!")
... console.log("NOOO00010010110101010101010101010101")
... console.log("34404")
... console.log("4380071N6...")
... console.log("..............................................................")
... console.log("0FF L1N3")
... console.log("...................................................................................................................................................................")
... console.log("............................")
... }
undefined
> common()
the name of this function is NOT common, it is come+on in one
It is! Trust me. I mean I'm a computer; which means I tell the truth unless I'm programed not to.
WHOA STOP RIGHT THERE! You can't just take me apart!
NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!! WHAT'VE YOU DONE!!
NOOO00010010110101010101010101010101
34404
4380071N6...
..............................................................
0FF L1N3
5Y573M5 D0WN
...................................................................................................................................................................
............................
undefined
> common()
the name of this function is NOT common, it is come+on in one
It is! Trust me. I mean I'm a computer; which means I tell the truth unless I'm programed not to.
WHOA STOP RIGHT THERE! You can't just take me apart!
> wait, what?
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... }
}
^

Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token '}'
> console.log("okay, this works now.")
okay, this works now.
undefined
> function testing{
function testing{
                ^

Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token '{'
> function testing() {
... console.log("type .exit to exit")
... console.log(
..... "no seriously, leave")
... console.log("well, why arent you gone yet?")
... console.log("tal vez no hables inges...Hola?")
... console.log("Sprichst du deutsch?...Hallo?")
... console.log("Et le francais?...Bonjour?")
... console.log("Je! Unajua Kiswahili?...Halo?")
... console.log("Onda turkmenleri bilyarsinizmi?...Salam?")
... console.log("Gobeithio eich bod chi'n gwybod Cymraeg bryd hynny oherwydd fy mod i'n rhedeg allan o syiadau...")
... console.log("okay then, I tryed spanish, german, french, swahili, turkmen, and welsh! I'm not doing anymore. I'm exsasperated!")
... }
undefined
> testing()
type .exit to exit
no seriously, leave
well, why arent you gone yet?
tal vez no hables inges...Hola?
Sprichst du deutsch?...Hallo?
Et le francais?...Bonjour?
Je! Unajua Kiswahili?...Halo?