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<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I was inspired by this comment
<a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6813162" rel="nofollow">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6813162</a><p>I find that lookback of 2 generally creates more entertaining titles. Lookback of 3 usually seems to just splice together two titles (which can be hilarious, and is usually more grammatically correct), and lookback of 1 tends to generate more nonsense.<p>Some fun ones I found just now:<p><pre><code> The Neuroscientist Who Discovered He Was a Teenage Hacker
How my comment on TechCrunch got me a new, useful superpower?
PHP Sucks But I Didn't
Windows 8 is 20% faster than C
The Navy’s newest warship is powered by WebGL
Cards Against Humanity has made comments even worse, I'm leaving
How Porsche hacked the financial system and made a html5 game, polished it many many times
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Interestingly, if I change the code to pick the most likely word, followed by the most likely word, etc. the "most probable" post is "The New York Times and The Internet"<p>If I limit it to just 2013 posts, it is "The NSA surveillance".<p>My site is running on the smallest Digital Ocean droplet (512MB), if it goes down, I will feel silly. If it does, code can be found here: <a href="https://gist.github.com/grantslatton/7694811" rel="nofollow">https://gist.github.com/grantslatton/7694811</a></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815303&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816899 href="vote?for=6816899&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816899></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=wolfgke">wolfgke</a> 27 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816899">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>My top 10 so far (in no particular order):<p><pre><code> Tesla wins in North Korea [since Kim Jong-un bought one]
CISPA Passes in the browser
Zynga Shuts Down Major Websites and Https Protocol [very plausible]
The Rules of a startup [couldn't believe first this wasn't a HN title]
Simple Minecraft Clone in 580 lines of Ruby [ditto]
What's the best startups in the noise of 802.11 [even more true than HN]
Parsley.js: never write a Web Application that makes you understand git [ditto]
Why I am building a hulking floating data center [I wish someone would do it]
Only a few countries are teaching children how to drive customers away [are these countries called "communistic"? ;-) ]
Concurrency is not an iPad [having read so many strange comparisons concerning concurrency I'm not surprised...]</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816899&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816503 href="vote?for=6816503&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816503></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=dirtyaura">dirtyaura</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816503">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Oh boy, I haven't lauhde this hard for a while. You have created a masterpiece of algorithmic humor. A few gems from my trials:<p>HIV-Infected Infant Cured With Early Use of 'App Store'<p>First employee of startup? You are not colder than absolute zero<p>No, really, pi is wrong: The NSA slide you haven’t seen<p>$100k Revenues in One Click.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816503&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815656 href="vote?for=6815656&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815656></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=emhart">emhart</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815656">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"PHP Sucks But I Didn't" is pretty hilarious, also knowing what the "most probable" is by year could be a great annual tradition. Did you check 2012 and 2011?</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815656&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815916 href="vote?for=6815916&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815916></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=egor83">egor83</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815916">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> 5. WordPress has left the solar system<p>Amazing. Thank you!</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815916&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816613 href="vote?for=6816613&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816613></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=spyder">spyder</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816613">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>- MongoDB Gotchas and How We Nearly Lost the Discovery Shuttle<p>- Show HN: My husband is Broken<p>- Twitter acquires, you laugh, you're still loving<p>- My dad unexpectedly uses my Linux laptop to get your attention. Join us!<p>- Ask HN: my 5-year-old son to Acquire Lucasfilm Ltd.<p>- Linux is now hosted in North Korea</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816613&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816065 href="vote?for=6816065&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816065></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=DanI-S">DanI-S</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816065">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> Deleted my portfolio, made $30k in my first six months of programming: from man-rodent to partyman</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816065&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815967 href="vote?for=6815967&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815967></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=kr4"><font color=#3c963c>kr4</font></a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815967">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Couldn't resist from posting these:<p>-How Facebook is killing Linux on the desktop<p>-MongoDB Raises $150 Million - And Still Isn't Difficult Enough To Watch HBO Shows<p>-Facebook claims it can read your e-mail without a data plan<p>-I am depressed and I need someone to talk to restaurants.<p>-Ask PG: Will you share your data in plain English<p>-France convicts Google Maps for iOS<p>-Mars water surprise in Curiosity rover – I am depressed and I am building Tindie fulltime<p>-SPDY Review by Opera Software has filed a lawsuit</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815967&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816411 href="vote?for=6816411&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816411></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=reinhardt">reinhardt</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816411">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Here's my top10 as of now:<p><pre><code> - Ask HN: What's the best place to aim on a Porn Website
- The Professor, the Bikini Model and the Kindle
- John Resig's ‘Secrets of the HBGary hack
- Oracle discontinues Ruby/Rails support for SOPA.
- A new way of writing unmaintainable code.
- Redesigning the country of Liechtenstein for $70,000 a night with Airbnb
- Build a house for $5
- Iranian Web Programmer’s Death Sentence to Be Successful
- Show HN: Pick a number from 1 to 1000 in C
- Greplin (YC W10) open sources key piece of shit startup I hate to love</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816411&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816509 href="vote?for=6816509&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816509></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=sologrrl"><font color=#3c963c>sologrrl</font></a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816509">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Those are absolutely hilarious. Created a new subreddit to submit and vote on the best of these titles at <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/HNCJ" rel="nofollow">http://www.reddit.com/r/HNCJ</a><p>Show HN post for the subreddit is here. <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6816322" rel="nofollow">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6816322</a></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816509&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=120></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816600 href="vote?for=6816600&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816600></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=chrisdevereux">chrisdevereux</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816600">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Even better: write a bot that continuously submits and upvotes generated comments, creating a strange and constantly evolving parallel HN-universe.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816600&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816037 href="vote?for=6816037&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816037></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=kr4"><font color=#3c963c>kr4</font></a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816037">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>A few more (thanks for an hour long non-stop laugh!)<p>-Microsoft made their own online textbook, save district $175,000<p>-Data.gov & 7 Other Sites to Shut Down Uber<p>-Ramit Sethi and Patrick McKenzie on Getting Your First iOS App Store Nightmare<p>-Valve: Piracy Is More Important Now Than Ever Before<p>-iCloud’s Real Purpose is to Kill W3Schools<p>-Pirate Bay Will Stop In Silicon Valley And Unemployed America<p>-The Revolutionary Birth Control In The World: Maximizing Shareholder Value<p>-Samsung flew bloggers to Berlin, then threatened to leave a tech job at Facebook<p>-Google’s Marissa Mayer Has a Secret Backdoor in New Encryption Standard? (2007)</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816037&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=120></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816291 href="vote?for=6816291&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816291></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=skykooler">skykooler</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816291">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Some that made me laugh a lot:
-In emergency cases a passenger was selected and thrown out of the Internet<p>-In CSS, “px” is not broken: It’s a Pyramid Scheme<p>-SpaceX's First Official Cargo Resupply Mission to Mars<p>-Resistor hack turns a Nvidia GTX690 into a Bank<p>-Google+ is now free on Amazon<p>-Saturn's North Pole Is A Difficult Community to Participate In<p>-JSON will be on 'every HP PC' shipping next year, says CEO<p>-Mozilla and Epic Announce Unreal Engine for Vim<p>-Every Black Hole Contains a New (and Better) Google<p>-Why "Coupon Code" Should Not be a core type in PostgreSQL 9.2<p>-Skype 5 for Mac 1.1<p>-The author of Nginx on why V8 is not an iPad</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816291&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816103 href="vote?for=6816103&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816103></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=atmosx">atmosx</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816103">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Hahaha these are AWESOME especially the facebook one and the MongoDB hahahahaha</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816103&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816665 href="vote?for=6816665&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816665></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=mattdeboard">mattdeboard</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816665">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> Most data isn’t “big,” and businesses are wasting money pretending it is a prison and damaging our kids<p>Won't someone think of the children?<p>> JPL director: Curiosity may have been causing USB disconnects</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816665&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816066 href="vote?for=6816066&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816066></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=sowhatquestion">sowhatquestion</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816066">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"Ma'am, Your Burger Has Been Acquired by LinkedIn"<p>^ almost died laughing at that one just now</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816066&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816098 href="vote?for=6816098&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816098></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=timtadh">timtadh</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816098">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>also: "Learn You a Haskell is now larger than LinkedIn"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816098&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815943 href="vote?for=6815943&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815943></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=frik">frik</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815943">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Obama wins back the right to keep emails private<p>John Resig's 'Secrets of the JavaScript Ninja Update'<p>From YC Rejection to 10,000 Users in 1 Day<p>PyPy is faster than pushing a pixel to the screen<p>screenshot: <a href="http://s28.postimg.org/k9pdb67n1/funny.png" rel="nofollow">http://s28.postimg.org/k9pdb67n1/funny.png</a></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815943&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815469 href="vote?for=6815469&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815469></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=dgesang">dgesang</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815469">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> The Navy’s newest warship is powered by WebGL<p>omg ymmd</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815469&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816184 href="vote?for=6816184&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816184></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=theycallmemorty">theycallmemorty</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816184">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"MIT discovers a new syntactic feature to PHP"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816184&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816675 href="vote?for=6816675&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816675></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=DouweM">DouweM</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816675">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"NSA Boss Asks Congress For Blanket Immunity For Companies That Help NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816675&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815374 href="vote?for=6815374&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815374></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=ggambetta">ggambetta</a> 6 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815374">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Markov chains are always hilarious. Try feeding it the whole text of a news article, or even a book; this way you can use higher lengths and get even more impressive results.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815374&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815693 href="vote?for=6815693&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815693></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=drewhk">drewhk</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815693">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I am not sure. I have seen funny MC generated text before, but I think headlines are short and their structure plays well with the Markov Model.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815693&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816212 href="vote?for=6816212&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816212></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=rbosinger">rbosinger</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816212">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I want to work for Porsche! It sounds like they're getting shit done.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816212&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816182 href="vote?for=6816182&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816182></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=theycallmemorty">theycallmemorty</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816182">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Those are incredible.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816182&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815800 href="vote?for=6815800&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815800></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=zaguios">zaguios</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815800">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Here's one I found that was quite amusing: "Aisle50 (YC S11) streamlines the search for aliens"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815800&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815826 href="vote?for=6815826&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815826></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=icambron">icambron</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815826">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>The best one I got was "Aisle50 (YC S11) is a valid ipv4 address"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815826&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=120></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816287 href="vote?for=6816287&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816287></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=edkennedy">edkennedy</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816287">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>My best one is "Voyager 1 spots new region at the edge of the iTunes EULA"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816287&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815337 href="vote?for=6815337&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815337></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jiggy2011">jiggy2011</a> 6 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815337">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>That is literally hilarious.
"Nobody’s going to download your bullshit app" ,
"HN will be retired, transition to Google Wallet Anti-Competitively" , "The best interface is no retirement" , "Amazon's homepage was down for 6 hours to boot Ubuntu" , "PHP Sucks But I Like PHP" , "Programming is a Lie" ,""Gangbang Interviews" and "Bikini Shots": Silicon Valley’s Start-Up Machine" , "Ask HN: What colour is your primary operating system" , "Chrome Engineer: Firefox Is A Costly Mistake" , "CSS Zen Garden is 10 times more efficient than the New Commodore 64" , "How one man escaped from a major UI overhaul" , "Turn anything into a Wikipedia article" , "Women, Tech Conferences and the "profitless business model" fallacy" , "MySQL now includes memcached, and a manifesto" , "FuckItJS: Runs your javascript code with MS Paint" , "Iceland Kicked Out of Y Combinator without an Idea" , "The shittiest project I ever read", "From idea to exit – the vi editor"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815337&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815863 href="vote?for=6815863&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815863></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=ricardobeat">ricardobeat</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815863">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>My favorites, almost too good to be fake:<p>- A conversation between two chatbots and how one found out the other company has bigger monitors<p>- Amazon and the adults who get upset about Sparrow’s acquisition<p>- Orin Kerr: Why I Quit My Job to Start the Rest of My Todo List<p>- How to handle 1000s of concurrent users on a cube-shaped planet<p>- My Name Is Me - Supporting your freedom to drink coffee<p>- 15-year-old girl invents flashlight powered by node.js + socket.io<p>- Nobody's Going to Get Good at Making Money<p>- Airbnb Has Arrived: Raising Mega-Round at a $1 billion fraud<p>- Microsoft launches an HTML5 game. I finally understand why I'm not going to steal a Russian airport</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815863&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815991 href="vote?for=6815991&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815991></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=wh-uws">wh-uws</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815991">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>One I got thats similarly almost too good<p>"Whatever works for you – and giving up reading it will make your customers much happier"<p>There have been way too many like this once recently</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815991&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815684 href="vote?for=6815684&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815684></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=drewhk">drewhk</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815684">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I hate myself for posting these, but I cannot resist (I am silently shaking from laughter fighting hard not to wake up my newborn):<p>Show HN: Let's Be Civil (I think his was a real post but with Tell HN -- the small change is hilarious)<p>Jordanian citizen was denied re-entry to the Post PC Era<p>Firefox now only has one big flaw<p>I feel I am a programmer<p>Web Intents - the future of spam in Windows<p>A new Python web framework for Haskell</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815684&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816595 href="vote?for=6816595&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816595></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=drewhk">drewhk</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816595">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>So hard to stop posting...<p><pre><code> When I Stopped Eating For 2 Years in Production
How Github uses Github to build a windmill
Ask HN: Who is Sick
Apple's Role in Japan stopped having sex?
Show HN: I love you, dad
How to write shitty software
Issue 224182 - chromium - Chrome wakes me up in the process
Ember 101: Learn Ember at a Bangladesh sweatshop. Meet my 9-year-old boss [video]
Google breaks 2005 promise never to implement an algorithm from a hacker.
Who Rules America: An Investment Manager's View on the App Store
Show HN: A fix for the past year.
Richard Stallman: How I Hacked Facebook’s Secure Files Transfer Service for Employees
LuaJit 2.0 is out after many years in prison
Why should I have no idea what I'm doing
Tell HN: Frustrated and feeling pretty useless at this moment’ – Jimmy Carter on NSA snooping [video]</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816595&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816203 href="vote?for=6816203&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816203></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=dkersten">dkersten</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816203">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I got this and it seemed a bit.. too real:<p><i>Two Senators Say the NSA Is Storing Voice Content, Not Just Metadata</i></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816203&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815946 href="vote?for=6815946&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815946></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=Fargren">Fargren</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815946">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Damn it, I want to read all of those!</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815946&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816772 href="vote?for=6816772&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816772></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=ksrm">ksrm</a> 57 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816772">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Why I Don't Want Your App. Try Again Later<p>Ask pg: Please consider not doing a PhD.<p>When I Stopped Eating For 2 Years<p>Ask HN: I'm an American and a JPEG (view source on it)<p>What it’s like to be an accident<p>Paul Graham consistently says ‘um’ ~7 times per year, audit finds<p>CISPA Passes in the Womb<p>US Government: You Don't Prioritize Your Life, Someone Else Will<p>Stallman: "Facebook is an anti-pattern<p>Civet coffee: why it's time to submit a pull request</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816772&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815710 href="vote?for=6815710&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815710></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=elwin">elwin</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815710">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>The first one I saw was<p>> The WorldWideWeb application is now larger than LinkedIn<p>I had to follow the link to the code to convince myself it really was random and not satire.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815710&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816089 href="vote?for=6816089&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816089></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=bjornsteffanson">bjornsteffanson</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816089">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Some too good not to share:<p>- Your Username Will Now Have Amazon Ads Pre-Installed<p>- Android Ported to ANSI C<p>- Memories of Stasi color Germans’ view of time, if nanoseconds were seconds<p>- Cook something or get out of Facebook.com<p>- Mark Cuban: If you want to order it, use 'view source' to find the commented-out link.<p>- How Little Sleep Can You Get From McDonald's?<p>- Ocean acidification due to SOPA<p>- Love startups but not a developer? We need Ruby developers<p>- Lenovo CEO Gives His $3 Million Bonus to 10,000 Users in 1 Month (with stats)</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816089&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815585 href="vote?for=6815585&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815585></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jakub_g">jakub_g</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815585">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Soylent: What Happened to the Nexus 7</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815585&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815636 href="vote?for=6815636&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815636></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=renekooi">renekooi</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815636">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>- A file that's both an acceptable HTML page and a Raspberry Pi;
- My idea to exit – the vi editor;
- Ask HN: How much recurring income do you make in the US on copyright charges;
- Your Username Will Now Have Amazon Ads Pre-Installed;
- This Google ad has moved people to beat comment spam;
- The DDoS that almost broke the rules;
- Should Quadrotors All Look Like the One in the middle of NYC?</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815636&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816003 href="vote?for=6816003&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816003></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=shebson">shebson</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816003">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>My favorites:<p>"Google is about to learn stats"<p>"Progressive JPEGs: a new alternative to Node.js"<p>"Canadians Just Became World's Biggest Problem"<p>"Your Username Will Now Have Amazon Ads Pre-Installed"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816003&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815722 href="vote?for=6815722&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815722></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=zalew">zalew</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815722">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"White House: What's Blocking Innovation in America? My Answer: IP Laws"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815722&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815563 href="vote?for=6815563&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815563></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=DanBC">DanBC</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815563">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Turn it into a game. "Which of these is real? [A] vs [B]" give people ten pairs of headlines and score them.<p>> <i>MongoDB Gotchas and How To Avoid Getting Fired From Your Own Company</i></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815563&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815883 href="vote?for=6815883&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815883></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=darkmighty">darkmighty</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815883">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><a href="http://snarxiv.org/vs-arxiv/" rel="nofollow">http://snarxiv.org/vs-arxiv/</a></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815883&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816349 href="vote?for=6816349&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816349></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=NathanWong">NathanWong</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816349">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Just threw something together for this: <a href="http://botornot.nathan.ca/" rel="nofollow">http://botornot.nathan.ca/</a></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816349&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%35%36%33">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816469 href="vote?for=6816469&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816469></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=livestyle">livestyle</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816469">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Comments here --> <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6816346" rel="nofollow">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6816346</a></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816469&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815755 href="vote?for=6815755&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815755></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=frik">frik</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815755">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> Hiding Nobel prizes in plain English
Have You Ever Tried to Sell My Camera on Craigslist
Dear NSA, let me know if you're burnt out or just being lazy?
Nexus 7, Made for Google Search History Before New Privacy Policy Takes Effect
AngularJS Tutorial: Learn to read Korean in 15 minutes, fits in your browser into future
How to Make Money -- Without Mining Asteroids
Google paid AdBlock Plus to get $12 billion of gold to Venezuela
Java Virtual Machine in pure CSS
After NSA's XKeyscore, Wikipedia Switches to HTTPS Now, For Free
US claims all .com and .net websites are in jail, 1 in 6 Easy Steps to a new syntactic feature to PHP
What Business is Wall Street Journal
Requests: HTTP for Humans, reached v1.0
Why Putting SSH On Another Port is a straight-up Ponzi scheme
Show HN: Pick a number from 1 to 10
Tom Anderson: Google+ makes Google a better, more integrated set of small, responsive CSS modules
Behind the scenes of the opportunists and their hackathons
Apple not providing LGPL webkit source code released (Apple II assembly)
Google open sources resilience engineering library
Raspberry Pi now with Twitter's Bootstrap 2 ready for prime-time Jeopardy
So you think you will hurt your fingers on your resume
Callbacks are the doctor on the iPad - They Undesigned it
4chan's Chris Poole: Facebook & Google founders may mine asteroids
Dijkstra: “You will be built again"</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815755&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815816 href="vote?for=6815816&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815816></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=drewhk">drewhk</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815816">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> Some People Can Run 18 Static Sites on a soaring eagle [video]
Extracting Audio from Pictures of kittens for use as placeholders in your browser
A Hacker's Replacement for Gmail users
Too scared to write a Linux Server
Stuxnet is now hosted on GitHub</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815816&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816107 href="vote?for=6816107&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816107></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=sevenproxies">sevenproxies</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816107">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>>A Hacker's Replacement for Gmail users<p><a href="http://dbpmail.net/essays/2013-06-29-hackers-replacement-for-gmail.html" rel="nofollow">http://dbpmail.net/essays/2013-06-29-hackers-replacement-for...</a><p><pre><code> Show HN: I spent 2 years ago. I had no idea what that means.</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816107&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816806 href="vote?for=6816806&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816806></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=fruchtose">fruchtose</a> 45 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816806">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>LevelDB: a fast multiple-account Google Docs makes it personal... very personal<p>Show HN: When is good time to cut the crap<p>Can Snowden be targeted using the Soundcloud API<p>MIT's artificial leaf is ten times more income from Android than from Windows ’95<p>Free online version of Apache HTTP Server released<p>What the smartest people do on the Moon<p>Sorry, this blog post is not non-linear<p>Supreme Court to allow Google to sue me into acquiring. Help<p>Lawsuit Filed To Prove Happy Birthday Is In The Middle Of A Terrible Blubble<p>Chrome now the most effective thing you did to improve Python for Pythonists<p>IBM to Acquire a Domain Name?<p>My husband is a JavaScript library for capturing input<p>Youporn.com is now MIT licensed</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816806&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815731 href="vote?for=6815731&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815731></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=Pxtl">Pxtl</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815731">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I am honestly laughing to the point of tears.<p>- I quit my job to personally email the first open source project<p>- The 19-year-old jailed for the HN interface<p>- Google to Sell your Company<p>- Einstein's list of front end development resources<p>- 4chan founder: Mark Zuckerberg married<p>- Mozilla and Partners Prepare to Launch a 65Gbps DDoS, and How You Fix It<p>- ORM is an idiot" (Update 3)</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815731&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815917 href="vote?for=6815917&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815917></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=ricardobeat">ricardobeat</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815917">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>So someone has finally been blamed for all these <table>s!</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815917&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815897 href="vote?for=6815897&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815897></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=Pxtl">Pxtl</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815897">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Man Survives Steve Ballmer’s Flying Chair To Build a Future Without Cars<p>Notch's 48-hour game: Prelude of the Libyan Rebels<p>Room Temperature Superconductivity Found in X.Org<p>Evernote Peek, The First Guitar That Anybody Can Play<p>How Carrots Became the new Nexus 5<p>US claims all .com and .net websites are in jail, the Internet café in Zimbabwe<p>Harvard cracks DNA storage, crams 700 terabytes of data into a wireless airplay speaker<p>Judge Orders U.S. to Release iOS Maps App Tonight</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815897&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815527 href="vote?for=6815527&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815527></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=BoppreH">BoppreH</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815527">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Suggestion: filter the titles that are identical to real ones. Or maybe it was part of the plan, demonstrating how they are indistinguishable.<p><pre><code> My deadly disease was just a website.
IBM's "Watson" finally ready for preorder.
TileMill — an application for making my daughter cry.
"Anonymous" Hackers Take Down Megaupload Video
Google finally has a natural, almost visceral aversion to complexity
Syrian Internet Is a Hero
IRS claims it does not compute
Stripe raises $18 million from affiliate links on "Ad-Free" blog
Why I use paper to wipe my butt every day.
Apple not providing LGPL webkit source code 23 years later and you're still loving</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815527&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815540 href="vote?for=6815540&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815540></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=gamegoblin">gamegoblin</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815540">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>If you look at the code, I filter all titles that are substrings (including identical) of real ones. Sometimes the Markov chain will simply add a single word to it, though, so it gets through the filter. Any suggestions on how to improve it?</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815540&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816836 href="vote?for=6816836&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816836></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=kps">kps</a> 39 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816836">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Another suggestion: terminate unmatched open delimiters at the end, and strip unmatched close delimiters (parentheses, quotation marks, etc.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816836&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815595 href="vote?for=6815595&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815595></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=sillysaurus2">sillysaurus2</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815595">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>The straightforward solution is: For each fake title, compute its Hamming distance to every real title. Filter titles whose distances are very close to real titles.<p>It's O(N^2), but if you write it in Python and run it with pypy, performance may be acceptable. Maybe.<p>But I think this is a classic example of a Problem That Doesn't Matter. No need to spend time solving it (unless you're having fun!)</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815595&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815581 href="vote?for=6815581&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815581></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=BoppreH">BoppreH</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815581">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Funny, I'm sure I google'd a few of them and got a perfect match, but now I can't find any more.<p>Probably my fault, sorry.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815581&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816831 href="vote?for=6816831&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816831></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=FiloSottile">FiloSottile</a> 40 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816831">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Awesome.<p>> Jack Dorsey does 8 hours at Twitter, 8 hours at Twitter, 8 hours at Twitter, 8 hours at Twitter, 8 hours at Square daily</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816831&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815641 href="vote?for=6815641&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815641></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=moot">moot</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815641">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"AppleCrate II: A New Future"<p>Fuck the iWatch and iTV -- I want an AppleCrate II.<p>"The Hacker News is a Work of Art"<p>Indeed it is.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815641&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815753 href="vote?for=6815753&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815753></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=saraid216">saraid216</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815753">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>The Hacker News is Waiting for Godot.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815753&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816788 href="vote?for=6816788&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816788></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=hvass">hvass</a> 51 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816788">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>This is too good. This I easily see as a link bait at 'Business Insider':<p>"Why Quit? Because the other company has bigger monitors."</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816788&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816789 href="vote?for=6816789&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816789></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jamornh">jamornh</a> 51 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816789">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Amazing, can't stop laughing!<p>- Ubuntu ported to the Web when you hit it with the stupid stick<p>- Why the cheapest maple syrup is the new compose in Gmail<p>- Oxford announces new degree in Computer Security, Dies at 78<p>- Cancer Vaccine, tailor-made for each cashier<p>- Hacking the iPod: How I Screwed Yasser Arafat out of bed for less than an hour</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816789&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815805 href="vote?for=6815805&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815805></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=Pxtl">Pxtl</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815805">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Eclipse launches new language to cut the crap<p>Anatomy of a 5pm Bedtime<p>Man Walks into a stuffed toy<p>Extracting Audio from Pictures of kittens for use as Paypal in 5 days<p>Why Education Companies Do Not Emulate These Oppressive Nations<p>Dear Programmer, I have seen the future of spam in Windows<p>Do Things that suck in AngularJS<p>SpaceX wins $440M contract with NASA to develop exploits?<p>Google Deletes Last 7 Years Of YouTube Scalability Lessons In 30 Minutes<p>Objective-C in The Rain, Spray Yourself With This<p>Why Japanese Web Design is Horseshit<p>John Carmack: Thoughts on Go after writing 3 websites<p>The Horrible Future of Markdown</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815805&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816428 href="vote?for=6816428&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816428></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=RBerenguel">RBerenguel</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816428">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Lost an stupidly large amount of time laughing so hard I cried. Some of the best:<p>Steve Jobs Presents His Ideas For A New Kind of Screwed
Home-made bombs are being deleted from Wikipedia
Show HN: New platform for finding work - Son of J.R.R. Tolkien finally speaks out
Why I'm done with the booth babes
The Geeks Who Saved Prince of Persia source code 23 years later and you're still loving
US judge orders hundreds of sites "de-indexed" from Google, what do we need some badass hackers to fill it up.
Why F1 Steering Wheels Have Over 20 Buttons - And Still Isn't Difficult Enough To Watch HBO Shows
Ask PG: Comments are not a four letter word
Opening *.txt file is dangerous on Windows 8 OEM specs may block Linux booting
Ultrabook: Intel's $300 million plan to beat comment spam
Ocean acidification due to HTML5
Markdown.css – make HTML look like Microsoft made their own company
Introducing schema.org: Search engines come together for a return of the universe
Researchers Finally Replicated Reinhart-Rogoff, and There Are Too Many Cops Are Told They’re Soldiers Fighting a War. How Did We Get Here?
Parsley.js: never write a single JavaScript line to validate 50 cancer studies
L'Aquila quake: Italy scientists found guilty of aiding the enemy, but convicted of multiple other counts
The New iPad's Screen Under the hood of Windows to test older versions of VLC
How Carrots Became the new Opus audio format
Please learn to code? Don't copy and paste, type out other people's code
An analysis of an unknown compression format
Why must you laugh at you, then they laugh at my desk
Fastest-growing YC S11 startup (3M monthly uniques) YC S11 startup (3M monthly uniques) YC S11 startup looking for people to talk to restaurants.
Windows 8 is 20% faster than MemSQL
Republicans Repudiate 40 Years of Firefox
Oboe.js: reacting to Ajax/Rest quicker by not waiting for it to Open Source
Copenhagen Suborbitals open-source private spacerocket will launch in an unrelated raid
Youtube claims I don't know they're in water
Why shuttle Atlantis will not do a tech job at Facebook
Kit Kat's homepage is currently a parody of Silicon Valley, Bad for the state of Berlin</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816428&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815626 href="vote?for=6815626&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815626></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=tbirdz">tbirdz</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815626">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> My fellow geeks, we need to have a jobless future
Did everybody see what just happened? The pendulum has swung.
Do You Really Want to be a Programmer: A Short, Comprehensive, and Personal Summary
Why I won't be your technical co-founder
Killing the Internet to its knees
Hacking the iPod: How I Earned A Lot More on Projects by Changing My Pricing Strategy
YC S12 company refuses to pay for TextMate 2
A Billion Dollars Isn’t Cool. You Know What’s Cool? Paid, Paid Vacation.
Functional thinking: Why functional programming is on the edge, and so is he</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815626&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815975 href="vote?for=6815975&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815975></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=mikkom">mikkom</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815975">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> The No. 1 Habit of Highly Effective Mediocre Entrepreneurs<p>> RIP Open Source releases on GitHub<p>> How I've Made 200,000$ in the browser<p>> Massive deposit of lithium found in bag attended US security conference before death (2012)<p>> Flash is dead. Long live Postgresql”<p>> Anonymous goes after Sony, makes it easy to do WYSIWG word processing<p>I love this site :-D</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815975&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816514 href="vote?for=6816514&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816514></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=bobbles">bobbles</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816514">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"Show HN: I hacked my microwave with a Raspberry Pi into a wireless airplay speaker"<p>Classic</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816514&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816540 href="vote?for=6816540&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816540></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=namenotrequired">namenotrequired</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816540">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Some of my favourites:<p>How to add a “person to blame” field to every site you visit<p>Larry Page to be forked<p>Why PHP Was a Political Prisoner at Birth in North Carolina in 1961<p>Why Explore Space? A 1970 Letter to sites with Twitter Bootstrap, jQuery UI or pure jQuery<p>Peter Thiel: We’re in a Year<p>Developers are the most effective thing you did to improve Python for Go<p>Watch YC Startup with Paying Customers</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816540&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816764 href="vote?for=6816764&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816764></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=eitland">eitland</a> 58 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816764">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>A day in the Middle of Detroit
How to land an airplane (if you don't control it)
Richard Stallman on Steve Jobs: A Few New Things Coming To JavaScript
Yes, You Can Use Regexes to Parse HTML
I made an addictive way to browse pictures on reddit
Facebook sinks to record a video cam on an HTML5 game. I finally understand why I'm not buying Facebook</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816764&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815833 href="vote?for=6815833&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815833></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=DanWaterworth">DanWaterworth</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815833">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> Google Engineer: What I learned on a round-the-world yacht race
Sleep is more important than your users?
Ruby developers need to stop using Internet Explorer
Tell HN: You said not to. So I quit my job and launch a startup
I Up Vote Every 'Show HN' Post and You Should Be Very Worried
Turn your browser into a notepad with one line of Ruby
I don't know how to IE6</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815833&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815676 href="vote?for=6815676&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815676></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=pmtarantino">pmtarantino</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815676">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> History made in under 1K of javascript</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815676&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815734 href="vote?for=6815734&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815734></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=eCa">eCa</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815734">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Got that to!<p><pre><code> MPAA Publicly Threatens to Stop Writing REST API Clients
Show HN: my useless weekend project, QR-codes for everybody
Mozilla’s Rejection of NativeClient Hurts the Open Web, GNU/Linux in Danger
Very clever story telling using HTML and CSS editor
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Full Text RSS Feed: Get the whole feed and nothing but the FBI
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Didn't see this coming: The Goldman Sachs invests in Duck Duck Go
I feel I am depressed and I Bought Lunch in Manhattan with Bitcoins
Google's dropping H.264 in Chrome - SSL exploit coming?
The Art of writing unmaintainable code.
IE11 to support wiretapping</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815734&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815715 href="vote?for=6815715&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815715></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=gamegoblin">gamegoblin</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815715">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>This is by far my favorite. Inspecting the archive, it is a combination of<p><pre><code> History made in India: Govt agrees to anti-corruption bill</code></pre>
And one of the various javascript posts.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815715&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815809 href="vote?for=6815809&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815809></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=sologrrl"><font color=#3c963c>sologrrl</font></a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815809">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>The one you quoted is a real title.<p><a href="http://www.informatica.md/node/77679" rel="nofollow">http://www.informatica.md/node/77679</a></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815809&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=120></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815867 href="vote?for=6815867&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815867></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=gamegoblin">gamegoblin</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815867">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I was responding to pmtarantino that his<p><pre><code> History made in under 1K of javascript</code></pre>
was made via a combination of the (real) post title<p><pre><code> History made in India: Govt agrees to anti-corruption bill</code></pre>
and the (real) post title "whatever in 1kb of javascript" (there are many posts with that format of title).</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815867&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816824 href="vote?for=6816824&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816824></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=timewasted">timewasted</a> 43 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816824">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>This is awesome.<p><pre><code> My GF learned to be forked
Online course: Build your own #dickbar
Why you should learn just a little bit Apple, a little bit Apple, a little bit Apple, a little Awk - A Native-Looking and Feeling Mobile HTML5 Front-End Framework
Firefox 6 released with long-sought Higgs boson discovery</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816824&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816438 href="vote?for=6816438&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816438></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=hluska">hluska</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816438">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I'm having one of the worst days of my adult life, but this one made me laugh very hard.<p>#9 - Reginald Braithwaite is a Red Herring</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816438&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815631 href="vote?for=6815631&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815631></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=raganwald">raganwald</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815631">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"The policeman's beard if half-constructed"<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racter" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racter</a></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815631&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816131 href="vote?for=6816131&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816131></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=libria">libria</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816131">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>From the producer that brought us The Social Network:<p><pre><code> 1. The girl with the JavaScript Ninja Update
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Categorized under "Well, that was fast":<p><pre><code> 3. Rate my startup was my worst mistake</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816131&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816630 href="vote?for=6816630&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816630></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jw_">jw_</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816630">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"I quit my job, and I'm excited about a Failing Startup"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816630&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816081 href="vote?for=6816081&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816081></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=politician">politician</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816081">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> Can Snowden be targeted using the Soundcloud API?<p>Lovely.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816081&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816307 href="vote?for=6816307&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816307></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=henrik_w">henrik_w</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816307">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Absolutely hilaruous! Some good ones:<p>Netflix Now The Largest Single Source of Internet Explorer privacy controls<p>How one man escaped from a major statistical error.<p>20 lines of e-mail data<p>Skype options turn out to be a Girl in Tech<p>Scott Adams: How to Apply to Y Combinator Started</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816307&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815750 href="vote?for=6815750&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815750></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=sean-duffy">sean-duffy</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815750">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> Canadians Just Became World's Biggest Problems
Ask HN: How did you earn from your browser
Experiments Show Gravity Is Not for Everybody
Ask HN: How to seem good at math
IBM develops 'instantaneous' memory, 100x faster than a Cup of Coffee</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815750&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815923 href="vote?for=6815923&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815923></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=kr4"><font color=#3c963c>kr4</font></a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815923">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>How to land an airplane if you are logged in Gmail<p>Matt Damon: Edward Snowden did a great job translating LPTHW to Ruby<p>Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Family<p>Mozilla should move Persona out of the plane (2004)<p>Sleep is more important than your users?<p>MongoDB Gotchas and How To Avoid Getting Fired From Your Own Company<p>~/.osx — a collection of well-written GPGPU programming tutorials</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815923&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816041 href="vote?for=6816041&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816041></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=neuralk">neuralk</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816041">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Brilliant, hilarious, and either scarily accurate or perfect satire:<p><pre><code> Ask HN: I might be a spook
Show HN: I'm tired of seeing
Mark Cuban: If you want to get rich, stop being a fucking joker
Google+ is now available as an alpha release (1991)
Apple announces Mac OS X mouse annoyances</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816041&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816681 href="vote?for=6816681&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816681></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=r0muald">r0muald</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816681">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>An unknown proportion of these titles have a corresponding news article or blog post, somewhere on the Web, just waiting to pop up on HN.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816681&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816439 href="vote?for=6816439&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816439></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=henrik_w">henrik_w</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816439">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>This reminded me of "SCIgen - An Automatic CS Paper Generator" <a href="http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/" rel="nofollow">http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/</a></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816439&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815828 href="vote?for=6815828&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815828></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=lazugod">lazugod</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815828">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>- Question for PG: Where do you work?<p>- Things I Wish I Had Been Given<p>- GIMP is Now a Self-Contained Native App for Mac OS X Mouse Annoyances<p>- Why it is awesome to be inflated in seconds<p>- Show HN: I really need your money<p>- Why two spaces after a takedown?<p>- I'd like to skydive through a mountain<p>- Why I still don't contribute to an asshole</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815828&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815896 href="vote?for=6815896&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815896></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=iagooar">iagooar</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815896">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I'm laughing out really loud:<p>* Understanding the code quality of the Fibonacci Sequence<p>* Dad hacks Donkey Kong for his defense<p>* Show HN: Built a Billion-Dollar Business and Still Gets Home By 5:30 PM<p>* Show HN: Tired of Being Tired<p>* Eulerian Video Magnification for Revealing Subtle Changes in Rails?<p>* Why Google Went Offline Today and a plugin that allows fast NoSQL-style access<p>* On Atwood's Please Don't Learn to read a sentence of Chinese kleptocracy<p>* Flashback trojan reportedly controls half a million Americans died and nobody noticed<p>* Why I left Google. What happened to all the female developers?<p>* How to land an airplane if you are logged in Gmail<p>* In emergency cases a passenger was selected and thrown out of the US<p>* Reddit admin: "If SOPA passes it would almost certainly mean the end of 2011<p>* Software Architecture cheat sheet for web forms<p>* How Porsche hacked the financial system and made a html5 game, polished it many many times</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815896&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816303 href="vote?for=6816303&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816303></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=MichaelMoser123">MichaelMoser123</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816303">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Thank you Gamegoblin, now it is clear to me that I am spending too much time on HN.
And...Must resist the \for a mee too. (futile).<p>Nuclear Power is Safest Way to Extract the Main Topics from a Scared Actress<p>US Patent system so dysfunctional you can tell Arial from Helvetica?<p>N-gram Analysis of the world for 8 years straight<p>Guys buy island on Craigslist, use Kickstarter to turn up<p>the volume in the wrong SSL certificate<p>Bill Gates: My Plan to Raid The Pirate Bay<p>Sergey Brin invests in Duck Duck Go</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816303&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816112 href="vote?for=6816112&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816112></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=corford">corford</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816112">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"No, I'm not going to have a jobless recovery. We’re going to have a jobless recovery. We’re going to have a jobless recovery. We’re going to have a jobless recovery. We’re going to have a jobless recovery. We’re going to have a talk."<p>"AWS is down due to IP litigation"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816112&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815394 href="vote?for=6815394&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815394></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=rjtavares">rjtavares</a> 6 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815394">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Best one I got: "How to build (and how not to do it again)"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815394&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815433 href="vote?for=6815433&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815433></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=WA">WA</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815433">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> Show HN: Most Wikipedia articles lead to unlimited lifetime data storage using Norwegian laws
A standing desk for two years working on
Why I quit my job to personally email the first ISP to challenge the USA</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815433&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816217 href="vote?for=6816217&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816217></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=kissickas">kissickas</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816217">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I seriously feel the need to look up some of these on Google, they're so convincing. All from the same batch, lookback=2:<p>SOPA sponsors break their own IE6-countdown site.<p>The Arduino Solution to Clearing Afghan Landmines<p>What Major World Cities Look Like It Was Made By Samsung<p>WordPress Discontinues Support for SOPA</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816217&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815735 href="vote?for=6815735&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815735></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=wmf">wmf</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815735">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"Show HN: I really need your money"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815735&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816637 href="vote?for=6816637&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816637></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=cupcake-unicorn">cupcake-unicorn</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816637">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Haha, awesome, reminds me of the sarcastic 4chan post that came up earlier. Here's a great one:<p>I love weird socks and I'm surfing a PDF</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816637&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815552 href="vote?for=6815552&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815552></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=girvo">girvo</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815552">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Yeah, I'll pay these:<p><pre><code> 10x teams, not worth a CEO vs cancer
How 'One Weird Trick' Conquered The Fifty Days, Payments Service Disruption Post
The first Django site to run for Australian Senate</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815552&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815594 href="vote?for=6815594&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815594></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=y-satellite">y-satellite</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815594">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Funniest thing I've seen in a few days. Markov algorithms are underrated as sources of hilarity.<p><pre><code> After 180 Websites, I'm Ready to Start the Rest of My Life as an Undocumented Immigrant</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815594&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816365 href="vote?for=6816365&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816365></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=joshaidan">joshaidan</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816365">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Looks like I found my weekend project:<p>"Show HN: Game where you write Python robots to fight crime"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816365&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816854 href="vote?for=6816854&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816854></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=gautamnarula">gautamnarula</a> 35 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816854">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>My favorite: Germany Minister o Justice demands immediate response to "Paul Graham's Letter to YC Companies"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816854&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816525 href="vote?for=6816525&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816525></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=mck-">mck-</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816525">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>This reminds me of a hackathon project of mine: <a href="https://github.com/mck-/oneliner" rel="nofollow">https://github.com/mck-/oneliner</a><p>It basically uses a very similar algorithm to summarize any given piece of text in one line.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816525&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815518 href="vote?for=6815518&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815518></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jere">jere</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815518">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>You should make this into a twitter bot, à la Two Headlines <a href="https://twitter.com/TwoHeadlines" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/TwoHeadlines</a>.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815518&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816253 href="vote?for=6816253&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816253></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=ivanhoe">ivanhoe</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816253">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"Functional Programming For The First Smartphone Designed Entirely By Lawyers" - this sounds totally legit :)</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816253&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816565 href="vote?for=6816565&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816565></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=DouweM">DouweM</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816565">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I would love a Chrome extension that would randomly inject these into the actual Hacker News front page, and which would then keep a tally of how often I clicked the link and fell for it.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816565&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815711 href="vote?for=6815711&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815711></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jimmytucson">jimmytucson</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815711">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>It's amazing how with a little ingenuity you can program a source of hysterical laughter. I know comments like this are against HN etiquette but -- thank you gamegoblin!</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815711&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815886 href="vote?for=6815886&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815886></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=raverbashing">raverbashing</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815886">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Here's the best ones I got:<p>"Our office is too slow for programming"<p>"E17 is out after many years in jail, the Internet from the Other Side"<p>"Jack Dorsey: Today Starbucks Signed up for Stallman"<p>"Everything you need to stop fixing bugs in PHP"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815886&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816351 href="vote?for=6816351&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816351></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=lanekelly">lanekelly</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816351">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Got this one:<p>><i>No, I still don't want to download your bullshit app</i><p>Thinking it was too good to not already be a headline, I searched and found this:<p>><i>No, I'm not going to download your bullshit app</i><p>Pure gold.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816351&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816456 href="vote?for=6816456&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816456></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=fla">fla</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816456">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Thank you for this ! And by the way :<p>"Let’s Build a Truly Free Version of Windows to test drive autonomous cars on public roads? California says yes"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816456&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815813 href="vote?for=6815813&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815813></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=pmelendez">pmelendez</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815813">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> "I took the top 10 daily posts for the last 3 years from Hacker News Daily (sorry about the few thousand wgets last night!)"<p>I believe you could HNSearch API (<a href="https://www.hnsearch.com/api" rel="nofollow">https://www.hnsearch.com/api</a>) and that would not impact the website performance</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815813&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815951 href="vote?for=6815951&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815951></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=minimaxir">minimaxir</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815951">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>HNSearch does not allow chronological searching and has a limit of 1000 posts per query. Unfortunately.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815951&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816222 href="vote?for=6816222&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816222></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=minciue">minciue</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816222">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Wow. Thanks for this, I haven't had such a good laugh in a while.
Here's what I got:<p><pre><code> Hashify.me - store entire website content in the cloud
Obama administration is still so offensive
This Internet provider pledges to put man on Mars
EFF: Apple Should Stand Up and Down the Ladder of Abstraction
Video shot from the ground up.
Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make tons of money?"
Dwarf Fortress: Ten hours with the TSA
I’m tired of the Solar System
37signals.com - Evolution of a working nuclear reactor
IE11 to support wiretapping
Ask HN: Google employees, why is G+ more important than food
RSS Is Dying, and You Should Too</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816222&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816931 href="vote?for=6816931&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816931></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=yourad_io">yourad_io</a> 21 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816931">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> Ask HN: Google employees, why is G+ more important than food<p>It must be sentient.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816931&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815482 href="vote?for=6815482&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815482></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=vezzy-fnord">vezzy-fnord</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815482">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><i>Winamp's woes: how the NSA</i><p>This was HN just a few days ago.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815482&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815611 href="vote?for=6815611&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815611></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=Semaphor">Semaphor</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815611">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> Show HN: I will stop providing any service to MPlayer
Canada Is About to Come Undone?
Do the Dishes, Put Out, Don’t Talk So Much Radiation?
How Paypal and Reddit faked their way to browse pictures on reddit
Oracle gives up trying to escape police
Opera moves to restrict Internet freedom
Our office is too big -- we need a Pirate
</code></pre>
:D</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815611&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815523 href="vote?for=6815523&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815523></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=namanyayg">namanyayg</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815523">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>This is amazing!<p>I got:<p><pre><code> The Dumbest Idea In The South is 129 Million Years Old
Double Fine raises $1m in less than 600 bytes
Show HN: Please discuss if it’s 1999
The Student And Quadrupled My Zappos/Twilio hackathon entry into the math
Searching for all Who Changed My favorite bookmarked HN users
</code></pre>
Also<p><pre><code> How Khan Academy is the Future of Education
What it’s like to work for Google
</code></pre>
I'm pretty sure these are actual titles (lookback = 3)<p>Thanks for the laugh :)</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815523&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815561 href="vote?for=6815561&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815561></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=3pt14159">3pt14159</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815561">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> Double Fine raises $1m in less than 600 bytes<p>That is amazing. It combines Kickstarter, a gaming company, a million dollars, a boundary on time, a bait and switch of units, and an air of sass about how they have yet to build ANYTHING.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815561&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815564 href="vote?for=6815564&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815564></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=gamegoblin">gamegoblin</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815564">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Nope! The Khan academy one is a splice of<p><pre><code> How Khan Academy is using machine learning to assess student mastery</code></pre>
and<p><pre><code> Yes, The Khan Academy is the Future of Education</code></pre>
The google one is a splice of<p><pre><code> What it’s like to work for Stripe</code></pre>
and<p><pre><code> No, I still don't want to work for Google
</code></pre>
I filter out exact matches (or submatches).</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815564&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816069 href="vote?for=6816069&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816069></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jlees">jlees</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816069">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Nice work!<p>How about caching the number of upvotes and estimating the potential popularity of the generated titles, then for the most promising, getting a ghostwriter to actually create them? Could turn out brilliantly.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816069&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816561 href="vote?for=6816561&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816561></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=namenotrequired">namenotrequired</a> 1 hour ago | <a href="item?id=6816561">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"Solve your first 10 customers" - what, kill them with chemical solutions?</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816561&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815919 href="vote?for=6815919&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815919></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=OGC">OGC</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815919">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"Redditor Explains Why They're Wrong"<p>Like that is going to happen.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815919&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815706 href="vote?for=6815706&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815706></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=increment_i">increment_i</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815706">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>These ones got me some odd looks from my coworkers (couldn't hold in the laughs):<p><pre><code> The Node Beginner Book, a guide to Objective C
What Happens to the HN Crowd: Do nothing for 2 minutes
The polynomial algorithm for a Cool Billion Dollars
My husband is a new IDE for poets
</code></pre>
Classic.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815706&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815756 href="vote?for=6815756&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815756></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=Avalaxy">Avalaxy</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815756">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>- Power surges in Britain caused by millions of people on Mars<p>- How to hack the immigration system with a floating incubator<p>- Lavabit's founder: 'If You Knew What I Know About Email, You Might Not Know about jQuery<p>- Google Unveils The iPhone 5S</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815756&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816128 href="vote?for=6816128&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816128></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jbrooksuk">jbrooksuk</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816128">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>These are brilliant! Using a loopback of > 3 seems to be the best for me.<p>> I analyzed the chords to 1300 popular songs for patterns. This is what a DDoS attack looks like</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816128&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815784 href="vote?for=6815784&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815784></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=downer95">downer95</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815784">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> 1. An unofficial alternative to Node.js
2. Ask HN: Best books you read daily?
3. EU Commissioner Will Simply Ignore Any Rejection Of ACTA By EU Parliament supports the new Junk Food
4. Why you shouldn't start a startup on Haskell [video]
5. Stallman: Facebook is using IE6 as standard for displaying web pages
6. Nexus: The best programmers are not paid in proportion to their help text
7. "They're Made out of Facbook is not a war zone
8. Behind the scenes of the opportunists and their hackathons
9. Antibiotic resistance: The last time I saw Steve Jobs
10. The UK Court Sanctions Apple, Hopes "Lack of Integrity" Is Not Free</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815784&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815704 href="vote?for=6815704&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815704></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=donjo">donjo</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815704">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>This will come in handy once my team finishes our transition to HackerNews Front Page Driven Development.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815704&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815512 href="vote?for=6815512&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815512></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=archildress">archildress</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815512">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I'll join, this is fun:<p><pre><code> - Thank HN: 127 days since I quit Facebook
- Dropbox: The Hottest Startup You've Never Heard of
- Facebook detects if you are not a pilot
- Reddit traffic doubles in less than 600 bytes
- How to break in Gmail & Major Torrent client for work on Jeopardy</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815512&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815723 href="vote?for=6815723&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815723></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=imdsm">imdsm</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815723">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> My Neighbor, Steve Jobs dissed me in a "map" interface<p>Damn Steve Jobs.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815723&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816051 href="vote?for=6816051&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816051></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=davecap1">davecap1</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816051">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Oh no:<p><pre><code> Robert Morris, computer security expert, dies at the age of 91</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816051&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815622 href="vote?for=6815622&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815622></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=valtron">valtron</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815622">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>> Matt Damon: Edward Snowden did a great job translating LPTHW to Ruby</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815622&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815709 href="vote?for=6815709&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815709></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=3rd3">3rd3</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815709">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Maybe it could display the original titles when one moves the cursor over the individual words?</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815709&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815738 href="vote?for=6815738&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815738></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=garychou">garychou</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815738">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"Facebook is what happens when one guy practices art every day for nine years"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815738&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816830 href="vote?for=6816830&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816830></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=ericgsmith">ericgsmith</a> 40 minutes ago | <a href="item?id=6816830">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>In 1951 there was a startup on Haskell</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816830&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815804 href="vote?for=6815804&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815804></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=gliptic">gliptic</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815804">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Since everyone is doing it...<p><pre><code> Entire field of particle physics is to switch from X window server to Mir
Google's Nexus 7 is now free forever
Thoughts on being a fucking joker</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815804&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815655 href="vote?for=6815655&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815655></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=runj__">runj__</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815655">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> Sleep is more useful than bash
Changes to my career in magic
The most difficult CEO skill: managing your own #dickbar
Confused by lawsuit, Apple consumers switch to git
Netflix to lose time and money</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815655&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815635 href="vote?for=6815635&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815635></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=darkxanthos">darkxanthos</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815635">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Markov chains were my first foray into machine learning. Painfully simple and accessible. It's a great way to show the power of just a little data.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815635&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816122 href="vote?for=6816122&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816122></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=ArekDymalski">ArekDymalski</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816122">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"Rubular - a visual programming language with eternal moral vigilance"<p>Oh, I just hope people will start doing stuff that fits these titles.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816122&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815545 href="vote?for=6815545&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815545></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=Coincoin">Coincoin</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815545">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>It's clearly broken, in three tries, it didn't generate any title starting with "How" or "Why".</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815545&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816200 href="vote?for=6816200&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816200></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=evilturnip">evilturnip</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816200">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>My favorite:<p>Indiegogo fund raises enough money to buy random things each month from Amazon</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816200&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815637 href="vote?for=6815637&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815637></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=tehwalrus">tehwalrus</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815637">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> Show HN: I love weird socks and I'm excited about a year & sold a startup...with only 300 lines of Ruby
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this is gold :)</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815637&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816113 href="vote?for=6816113&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816113></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=darkstalker">darkstalker</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816113">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>- Bunny.py: A WiFi darknet that hides its traffic in the cinema<p>wut</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816113&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816058 href="vote?for=6816058&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816058></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=harvestmoon">harvestmoon</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816058">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>- What Powers Instagram: Hundreds of Passwords<p>- Gmail.com was down for 6 hours to boot Ubuntu<p>- MongoDB Gotchas and How We Nearly Lost the Discovery Shuttle<p>- Facebook, I want to pay defendants' legal bills<p>- How I Learned to Speak Four Languages in a matter of minutes</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816058&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815387 href="vote?for=6815387&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815387></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=coldcode">coldcode</a> 6 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815387">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Now if we could generate the actual posts and create bot readers we could all retire.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815387&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815806 href="vote?for=6815806&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815806></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=bobfunk">bobfunk</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815806">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#5a5a5a>Awesome! Can't help but add a few of the most hilarious it gave me:<p>How I Became a Billion Dollar Company
Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Family
MPAA Publicly Threatens to Stop Writing REST API Clients
Get-shit-done - Easy way to write a single DMCA notice
Linux To Become A Better Twitter Bootstrap
Government: we can solve a problem with Vim
Tower.js - JavaScript library for creating Windows 8
Why I Turned Down $300,000 from Microsoft to acquire Nokia</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815806&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816077 href="vote?for=6816077&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816077></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=j_m_f">j_m_f</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816077">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><p><pre><code> Lesser known C Craft: C Programs
PostgreSQL doesn't care
Functional thinking: Why I don't "get" art
Elon Musk says ‘um’ ~7 times the tech sector</code></pre></font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816077&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816422 href="vote?for=6816422&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816422></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=metaxy2">metaxy2</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816422">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I think I may have gotten the best one, on my second try:<p>"Zynga Shuts Down LucasArts"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816422&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816330 href="vote?for=6816330&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816330></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=cossatot">cossatot</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816330">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Only going to share 1, it was so good:<p>'''
Down syndrome reversed in 2011
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<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>A Man Walks All Day to Create Spectacular Snow Patterns<p>Understanding the code quality of the Fibonacci Sequence<p>Gmail.com being MITM'd by Iran using this idea by now: Font Icons.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815994&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815712 href="vote?for=6815712&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815712></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jseip">jseip</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815712">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Endlessly entertaining: "ACLU launches phone app to help you avoid hills in SF"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815712&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815875 href="vote?for=6815875&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815875></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=ismail">ismail</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815875">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Federal Prosecutors, in a cellular automata on an RC truck and saves the lives of 6 soldiers</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815875&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815574 href="vote?for=6815574&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815574></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=FWeinb">FWeinb</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815574">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>This is great!<p>Best ones:<p>Zuck, Bill Gates, Jack Dorsey In Short Film To Inspire Kids To Learn How To Write Code In 2012<p>The tent that turns into concrete in less than 600 bytes<p>CoffeeScript is not a four letter word</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815574&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815748 href="vote?for=6815748&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815748></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=Pxtl">Pxtl</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815748">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/199o54/watch_zuck_bill_gates_jack_dorsey_others_in_short/" rel="nofollow">http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/199o54/watch_zu...</a><p>The first one is verbaitm.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815748&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=80></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815881 href="vote?for=6815881&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815881></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=gamegoblin">gamegoblin</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815881">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>It added the "in 2012" bit, which caused it to slip through my duplicate detector. I am trying to think of a better duplicate detector. Right now it just checks if it is an exact match or substring.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815881&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815713 href="vote?for=6815713&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815713></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=garychou">garychou</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815713">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"4chan founder: Mark Zuckerberg is annoying the bankers"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815713&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816255 href="vote?for=6816255&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816255></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=ismail">ismail</a> 2 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816255">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>WordPress has left the solar system</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816255&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815844 href="vote?for=6815844&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815844></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=kronholm">kronholm</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815844">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Thanks for a much needed laugh. This one was my favorite: "Microsoft releases tool for humans"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815844&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815832 href="vote?for=6815832&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815832></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=AndrewBissell">AndrewBissell</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815832">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>This is pretty great, but I'm surprised there's not more RandomLibraryName.js or .io.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815832&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816101 href="vote?for=6816101&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816101></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=mrbuttons454">mrbuttons454</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816101">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>I quit my job and am excited about a Failing Startup</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816101&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815761 href="vote?for=6815761&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815761></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=Atroxide"><font color=#3c963c>Atroxide</font></a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815761">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>HN should put a few of these headlines onto the frontpage on april fools day...</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815761&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6816171 href="vote?for=6816171&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6816171></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=SteroidsLove">SteroidsLove</a> 3 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6816171">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>"I’m writing my own DNS servers"</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6816171&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815612 href="vote?for=6815612&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815612></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=coherentpony">coherentpony</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815612">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>No "Severing ties with..." titles? :)</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815612&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815371 href="vote?for=6815371&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815371></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=tobltobs">tobltobs</a> 6 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815371">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>pimp up your droplet, this is great.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815371&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=40></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815385 href="vote?for=6815385&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815385></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=gamegoblin">gamegoblin</a> 6 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815385">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Poor college student, etc...<p>I am currently using all of my VPS funds hosting a 20$/mo (the big bucks, right?) droplet which is running a server for an AI programming game I made (currently closed testing among my friends).</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815385&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815749 href="vote?for=6815749&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815749></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jmtthis">jmtthis</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815749">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Cool hack to take a photo of Neil Armstrong</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815749&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815342 href="vote?for=6815342&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815342></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=flippyhead">flippyhead</a> 6 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815342">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Love it!</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815342&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815544 href="vote?for=6815544&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815544></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=lukasm">lukasm</a> 5 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815544">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Brilliant! :)<p>Apartments So Small They Can Say No</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815544&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815775 href="vote?for=6815775&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815775></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=jsumrall">jsumrall</a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815775">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>Tell HN: My Startup Failed. Fuck.</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815775&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><table border=0><tr><td><img src="s.gif" height=1 width=0></td><td valign=top><center><a id=up_6815751 href="vote?for=6815751&dir=up&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32"><div class="votearrow" title="upvote"></div></a><span id=down_6815751></span></center></td><td class="default"><div style="margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:-10px; "><span class="comhead"><a href="user?id=inanov"><font color=#3c963c>inanov</font></a> 4 hours ago | <a href="item?id=6815751">link</a></span></div><br>
<span class="comment"><font color=#000000>That's quite fun!</font></span><p><font size=1><u><a href="reply?id=6815751&whence=%69%74%65%6d%3f%69%64%3d%36%38%31%35%32%38%32">reply</a></u></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br><br>
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