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Remove Pronouns for better Relatable Content (TM) #2

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Expand Up @@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ grug brain developer not so smart, but grug brain developer program many long ye
although mostly still confused

grug brain developer try collect learns into small, easily digestible and funny page, not only for you, the young grug, but also for him
because as grug brain developer get older he forget important things, like what had for breakfast or if put pants on
because as grug brain developer get older grug forget important things, like what had for breakfast or if put pants on

big brained developers are many, and some not expected to like this, make sour face

Expand Down Expand Up @@ -59,7 +59,7 @@ next day impossible: complexity demon spirit has entered code and very dangerous

grug no able see complexity demon, but grug sense presence in code base

demon complexity spirit mocking him make change here break unrelated thing there what!?! mock mock mock ha ha so funny
demon complexity spirit mocking grug make change here break unrelated thing there what!?! mock mock mock ha ha so funny
grug love programming and not becoming shiney rock speculator like grug senior advise

club not work on demon spirit complexity and bad idea actually hit developer who let spirit in with club: sometimes grug
Expand Down Expand Up @@ -282,7 +282,7 @@ seem very confusing to grug

grug love tool. tool and control passion what separate grug from dinosaurs! tool allow grug brain to create code that
not possible otherwise by doing thinking for grug, always good relief! grug always spend time in new place learning
tools around him to maximize productivity: learn tools for two weeks make development often twice faster and often
tools around grug to maximize productivity: learn tools for two weeks make development often twice faster and often
have dig around ask other developers help, no docs

code completion in IDE allow grug not have remembered all API, very important!
Expand Down Expand Up @@ -515,7 +515,7 @@ what?

"Define a Collector<? super T, A, R> to collect your stream into a list"

grug now swear on ancestor grave he club every single person in room, but count two instead and remain calm
grug now swear on ancestor grave to club every single person in room, but count two instead and remain calm

put common thing like `filter()` on list and make return list, listen well big brain java api developer!

Expand Down Expand Up @@ -640,4 +640,4 @@ grug like these:

# <a name="lol-lmao"></a>[Conclusion](#lol-lmao)

_you_ say: complexity *very*, *very* bad
_you_ say: complexity *very*, *very* bad